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   Buffoonery 2008
April Fool's - Year #4
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04/01 - Previous Years

Never Take Trash Home Again

Privacy Notice    

Protecting your privacy is important to MOOP Be Gone. We strive to keep your personal information confidential. By ensuring that you are aware of and understand the MOOP Be Gone's Customer Privacy Policy, we can provide you with better service. Please take a moment to read the following policy to learn how we handle your personal information.

Why we collect personal information: MOOP Be Gone collects and uses your personal information to give you superior customer service, to provide you with convenient access to our products and services, and to make a wider range available to you. In addition, we use your personal information to keep you up to date on the latest product announcements, software updates, special offers, and other information we think you’d like to hear about. This may occasionally include information from other technology companies about products and services that can add value to your MOOP Be Gone products. From time to time, we may also use your personal information to contact you to participate in a market research survey, so that we can gauge customer satisfaction and develop better products.

To save you time and make our web services even easier to use, some areas of the MOOP Be Gone website allow you to create an "MOOP Be Gone ID" using your personal information. Here's how it works: Simply fill out a brief profile—your name and email address—then choose a password for security. The system saves your information and assigns you a personal MOOP Be Gone ID. Next time you visit MOOP Be Gone, you can simply enter your MOOP Be Gone ID and password—the system will automatically look up the information it needs.

When we disclose personal information: Because MOOP Be Gone is an internet company, your personal information may be shared with other MOOP Be Gone business units. They will protect your personal information in accordance with the MOOP Be Gone Customer Privacy Policy. MOOP Be Gone may occasionally share your personal contact information with carefully selected technology companies, to keep you informed about related products and services. For example, when new Cell Phones are released, we may send you information to ensure that you're aware of the latest updates to our library.

MOOP Be Gone works with other companies that help us provide MOOP Be Gone products and services to you, and we may provide your personal information to these companies. For example, we give shipping companies this information so they can deliver your products efficiently. The information they receive is for shipping and delivery purposes only, and we require that the companies safeguard your personal information in accordance with MOOP Be Gone's policies.

At times we may be required by law or legal process to disclose your personal information. We may also disclose information about you if we believe that disclosure is necessary for the public interest.

How we protect your personal information: MOOP Be Gone safeguards the security of the data you send us with physical, electronic, and managerial procedures. We urge you to take every precaution to protect your personal data when you are on the Internet. Change your passwords often, use a combination of letters and numbers, and make sure you use a secure browser.

The MOOP Be Gone Store uses industry-standard Secure Sockets Layer (SSL) encryption on all web pages where personal information is required. To make purchases from the MOOP Be Gone Store, you must use an SSL-enabled browser such as Netscape Navigator 3.0 or later, or Internet Explorer. This protects the confidentiality of your personal and credit card information while it is transmitted over the Internet.

Collecting other personal information: When you browse MOOP Be Gone’s website as a non-member, you are able to do so anonymously. Generally, we don’t collect personal information when you browse — not even your email address. Your browser, however, does automatically tell us the type of computer and operating system you are using.

Like many websites, the MOOP Be Gone website uses “cookie” technology. When you first connect to our site, the cookie identifies your browser with a unique, random number. The cookies we use do not reveal any personal information about you, except perhaps your first name so we can welcome you on your next visit. Cookies help us understand which parts of our websites are the most popular, where our visitors are going, and how long they spend there. We use cookies to study traffic patterns on our site so we can make the site even better.

In some of our emails to you, we may use a “click-through URL.” When you click one of these URLs, you pass through our web server before arriving at the website that is your destination. We track click-throughs to help us determine your interest in particular topics and measure the effectiveness of our customer communications.

Our companywide commitment to privacy: To make sure your personal information remains confidential, we communicate these privacy guidelines to every MOOP Be Gone employee. In addition, MOOP Be Gone participates in industry initiatives—such as the Online Privacy Alliance and Trustee to preserve privacy rights on the Internet and in all aspects of electronic commerce. MOOP Be Gone does not knowingly solicit personal information from children or send them requests for personal information.

MOOP Be Gone's website contains links to other sites. MOOP Be Gone does not share your personal information with those websites and is not responsible for their privacy practices. We encourage you to learn about the privacy policies of those companies.

If we are going to use your personal information differently from that stated at the time of collection, we will try to contact you via email using the most recent information we have. If you have not given us permission to communicate with you, you will not be contacted, nor will we use your personal information in a new manner.

The MOOP Be Gone Customer Privacy Policy is subject to change at any time. We encourage you to review the privacy policy regularly for any changes.

This information may include technical inaccuracies or typographical errors. MOOP Be Gone may make improvements and/or changes in the information at any time.

This web site and any insinuations, claims, allegations and other statements contained herein are just plain FALSE and are only published as an April Fools Joke and is in no way intended to reflect in any bad way on any company that supplies The Project, BRC or the towns of Empire, Gerlach & Black Rock Desert with legitimate services. Site Design by Scotto

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